When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.
when you peel a sticker off something and it does the thing
to all the people with shitty mums i want to make it known that i am your mum now
you are a 20 year old male
Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.
rock fan: rap sucks, they don’t talk about anything that matters
the beatles: I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob
why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs